Last night after a mix up of an awful and awesome experience, I immediately hopped onto my bed, cracked open a novel and listen to the angelic voice of Christofer Drew Ingle on my iPod. A couple of minutes later, I snoozed like a fucking a baby.

I dunno how long into my sleep I was but I had a really really weird, but epic dream.

I was a fucking ninja! Okay, before you say anything, you have the right to SHUT THE FUCK UP AND LISTEN TO MY FUCKING STORY! ANYTHING YOU SAY OR DO WILL BE USED AGAINST YOU IN COURT! .... Sorry, I just watched the Other Guys. Awesome movie, by the way. *gay wink

*ehem* Anyways, I was in this Academy for Ninjas I think. But it sorta looked like that. I mean the uniforms and all that shit. All I know is that I was a shitty ninja. A slacker, if you will. Seriously, this dream is so realistic, it captured the true me. Pfsh, awesome shit that is.

There were many types of ninjas. I sorta lost count. For example;

1) The Fierce Pink Ninjas

Fierce Pink ninjas run around in pink ninja outfits. They are known to be cute but deadly. Praying to their god, Hello Kitty, they get horrible emo powers of deadliness.

Perhaps, one of the best examples of a Fierce Pink Ninja is that of the ninja-mistress known as Sporkerella. One report in particular is terrifying. Apparently, she killed a large crowd of people using cuteness in the form of a Hello Kitty effigy. Strange ninja magic indeed.

Note: Fierce Pink Ninjas are also known as scenekids. Beware.

2) Ninja Pirate Zombie Robot

The paradox of ninjaness. Being part Pirate and Part ninja this monstrosity is feared by Ninjas knowing someone breached the Ninja code and mated with a Pirate (nothing shows in the Ninja code about mating with a Zombie). Be cautious, because of their Ninja / Pirate / Zombie / Robot nature these creatures are highly unpredictable. The Robot side resulted when a Ninja was robbing Tech N9ne and a escaped Nanite binded with their DNA.... AND THEY ARE ALSO REALLY GREAT DANCERS!!! ......*cough*

3) Ninjew

The most deadly assassins for the Mossad, their shurikens are shaped like the star of David. They never kill on Saturday, but they do want to kill Mel Gibson. And they will beat your ass with level 420 krav maga and jewjitsu.

4) Vampire Ninja

Spawned from Vincent Valentine and extremely prone to horrific killing sprees while feeding, Vampire Ninjas are the ultimate in stealth, able to literally blend into the shadows. They call upon a range of creatures to aid them, most notably their Ninja Bats, which are thought to be derived from the Beast of Caerbannog. They are also experts with all ninja weapons and have immaculate hair. The flimsier and gayer of the vampire ninjas also sparkle and are very hormonal.

5) The Normal Ninja

Just plain old Naruto styled Ninjas with boring old shirukens and kunais. Also they were orange, lotsa lotsa orange. Their diet is Ramen.

I think there were others, but I thought those were the ones who stand out.

Anyways, I was a slacker, and I was assigned to a trainer. Surprisingly, it was Miza. I was like 'WTF?'. Why Miza? She never appears in my dreams. I mean like, how random can this dream be?

She whooped my ass like a freaking horse and I got training. I trained my ass off and finally, I was awesome.

To proof my epic awesomeness, I had to battle. So I battled, like 15 people in a row. And I didn't even break a sweat. HAHAH, fuck this shit.

Anyways, the last and final 'ninja' I had to battle was.. wait for it.. Sanders. Okay, fucking random. Why him? =='

Do I feel baffled? No. Slightly dumbfounded and annoyed? Yes. Not only does he intimidate me with his awesomeness in real life, he does in my dreams too. Okay, just great.

So I battled with him. It was a long battle, I swear, I saw one of the 'ninja' kids watching, sleep. Haha, fuck you.

Anyways, we battled and battled and I won! Woot! I dunno if he let me win or any shit like that, but darn did it feel good to hand his ass back to him. Even if it is just a dream.

When I woke up, I felt dizzy. Maybe I moved around too much or something. But heck, it was such an awesome dream, I could care less.

Lotsa gay love,

Nisha.