A regular muggle living in an all to muggle-world,
a little part of me died when I realised I'd never get to go to Hogwarts.
I want to be 11 again.
But it's too late, cause Severus Snape's already dead.
So is Michael Jackson.
Why am I always just a little too late? The name's Nisha. Welcome to my world.
Saturday, October 30, 2010
MK Ultra
THE RULES:
1.) Put your Itunes, Windows Media Player,etc. on shuffle.
2.) For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
3.) YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS.
4.)Tag 20 friends. (Make me #21 so I can see your results.) ;P
5.)Everyone tagged has to do the same thing.
6.) Have fun!
1.) IF SOMEONE SAYS 'ARE YOU OKAY', YOU SAY? Afterlife - Avenged Sevenfold
2.) HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE YOURSELF? Sunburn - Owl City (Wow, weird. :O)
3.) WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY? Money Honey - Lady GaGa (Oh hell yes xD)
4.) HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY? Let The Flames Begin - Paramore
13.) WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP? Cheatercheaterbestfriendeater - NeverShoutNever! (==')
14.) WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE? NA NA NA - My Chemical Romance
15.) WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING? Taking Chances - Lea Michelle
16.) WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL? First Dance - NeverShoutNever! (You kidding me? HAHAHA!)
17.) WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?
Rock That Body - Black Eyed Peas (LAWL!)
19.) WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET? Cooler Than Me - Mike Posner 20.) WHAT DO YOU WANT RIGHT NOW?
Waka Waka - Shakira (HAHAHAHAHAH!)
21.) WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS? Love Is Our Weapon - NeverShoutNever!
22.) WHAT WILL YOU NAME THIS NOTE? MK Ultra - Muse
6:12 PM
Saturday, October 23, 2010
Ninjitsu Highschool?
Last night after a mix up of an awful and awesome experience, I immediately hopped onto my bed, cracked open a novel and listen to the angelic voice of Christofer Drew Ingle on my iPod. A couple of minutes later, I snoozed like a fucking a baby.
I dunno how long into my sleep I was but I had a really really weird, but epic dream.
I was a fucking ninja! Okay, before you say anything, you have the right to SHUT THE FUCK UP AND LISTEN TO MY FUCKING STORY! ANYTHING YOU SAY OR DO WILL BE USED AGAINST YOU IN COURT! .... Sorry, I just watched the Other Guys. Awesome movie, by the way. *gay wink
*ehem* Anyways, I was in this Academy for Ninjas I think. But it sorta looked like that. I mean the uniforms and all that shit. All I know is that I was a shitty ninja. A slacker, if you will. Seriously, this dream is so realistic, it captured the true me. Pfsh, awesome shit that is.
There were many types of ninjas. I sorta lost count. For example;
1) The Fierce Pink Ninjas
Fierce Pink ninjas run around in pink ninja outfits. They are known to be cute but deadly. Praying to their god, Hello Kitty, they get horrible emo powers of deadliness.
Perhaps, one of the best examples of a Fierce Pink Ninja is that of the ninja-mistress known as Sporkerella. One report in particular is terrifying. Apparently, she killed a large crowd of people using cuteness in the form of a Hello Kitty effigy. Strange ninja magic indeed.
Note: Fierce Pink Ninjas are also known as scenekids. Beware.
2) Ninja Pirate Zombie Robot
The paradox of ninjaness. Being part Pirate and Part ninja this monstrosity is feared by Ninjas knowing someone breached the Ninja code and mated with a Pirate (nothing shows in the Ninja code about mating with a Zombie). Be cautious, because of their Ninja / Pirate / Zombie / Robot nature these creatures are highly unpredictable. The Robot side resulted when a Ninja was robbing Tech N9ne and a escaped Nanite binded with their DNA.... AND THEY ARE ALSO REALLY GREAT DANCERS!!! ......*cough*
3) Ninjew
The most deadly assassins for the Mossad, their shurikens are shaped like the star of David. They never kill on Saturday, but they do want to kill Mel Gibson. And they will beat your ass with level 420 krav maga and jewjitsu.
4) Vampire Ninja
Spawned from Vincent Valentine and extremely prone to horrific killing sprees while feeding, Vampire Ninjas are the ultimate in stealth, able to literally blend into the shadows. They call upon a range of creatures to aid them, most notably their Ninja Bats, which are thought to be derived from the Beast of Caerbannog. They are also experts with all ninja weapons and have immaculate hair. The flimsier and gayer of the vampire ninjas also sparkle and are very hormonal.
5) The Normal Ninja
Just plain old Naruto styled Ninjas with boring old shirukens and kunais. Also they were orange, lotsa lotsa orange. Their diet is Ramen.
I think there were others, but I thought those were the ones who stand out.
Anyways, I was a slacker, and I was assigned to a trainer. Surprisingly, it was Miza. I was like 'WTF?'. Why Miza? She never appears in my dreams. I mean like, how random can this dream be?
She whooped my ass like a freaking horse and I got training. I trained my ass off and finally, I was awesome.
To proof my epic awesomeness, I had to battle. So I battled, like 15 people in a row. And I didn't even break a sweat. HAHAH, fuck this shit.
Anyways, the last and final 'ninja' I had to battle was.. wait for it.. Sanders. Okay, fucking random. Why him? =='
Do I feel baffled? No. Slightly dumbfounded and annoyed? Yes. Not only does he intimidate me with his awesomeness in real life, he does in my dreams too. Okay, just great.
So I battled with him. It was a long battle, I swear, I saw one of the 'ninja' kids watching, sleep. Haha, fuck you.
Anyways, we battled and battled and I won! Woot! I dunno if he let me win or any shit like that, but darn did it feel good to hand his ass back to him. Even if it is just a dream.
When I woke up, I felt dizzy. Maybe I moved around too much or something. But heck, it was such an awesome dream, I could care less.
Lotsa gay love,
Nisha.
7:47 PM
Friday, October 22, 2010
New covah.
8:32 PM
1 day of school, 4 days of pure awesomeness.
Hello monsters,
So I just got back from KL. If you're wondering why I was in KL in the first place, on a school week, I had very important business to take care of.
What business you ask? Oh it's nothing, just a Paramore concert that was MOTHERFUCKINGASSWHOOPINGSHITEATINGASSKICKING AWESOMEEEEE! HELL YEAH BITCHESSSSS!
*clears throat*
Anywho, of course you what I'm going to say about the concert. I think the word above explained it all. So enough about the concert. Oh yeah, I met Afi for the first time there. STILL CAN'T GET OVER THE FACT THAT YOU'RE SO TALL, AFI! Damn it.
I only went to school on Monday this week. And I've been getting a lot of 'I miss you dude!' messages and posts on my Facebook. Wow, I never thought people would miss me that much.
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Okay, who the hell am I kidding. Of course I knew that they were going to miss me. I know I would. *wink ;)
So to make up my absence, I bought my bitches some awesome shit and I'm sure they'll love me again after that. Oh yeah, Juju is going to kill me cause I never told her I'm only going back to school next Monday. If I die, I wanna give Sanders my laptop. Since he's dying for one. Bless you, my friend.
While in KL, I've noticed that the culture there is very, very different from here in JB. I mean, I've always known. But only now have I really noticed it. Like, really notice it. With my eyes.
I refuse to point out anything because that'll start up a fire and I'm not in the mood for stupid drama.
Also, in KL, I went everywhere by Monorail. I gotta say, it feels pretty awesome. I feel like one of those Japanese school girls who take the train to school. Awesome shit, no? The con is that the monorails are always so packed and I have issues with standing or seating too close to people. My limit is when I can feel their body heat. No skin contact, but I can feel their body heat.
I find it invasive if I accidentally touch someone or brushed my arm on someone else's. It's just.. ugh. I'm afraid to go into details.
Yeah, I'm always paranoid. But that's just me. I have met 'me'. And I loike 'me'.
I had a lot of time to burn before my train arrived yesterday. So I hit KLCC to shop for my brother, lil sis and my friends. I bought my brother an Encyclopedia on Monsters. He's into those mystical creatures shit. And I bought my lil sis a backpack. A Barbie one. Yeah, I'm an awesome sister. While choosing my brother his book, I came across this book called 'The Radleys'. I looked at the cover and I thought it looked interesting. But then I thought 'Shit, I'm judging a book by it's cover'. Please laugh at my pathetic irony. So I read the back of the book. Thought it was awesome, so I bought it. I'm half way into the book. And yes, the book is amazing. Love it, love it.
So last night at about 10.30 PM, I was sitting there waiting for the train back to JB to arrive. I noticed a magazine store. It looks so vintage and so I was amazed. And oh my god, the magazines there are endless. So many magazines! From ones about gardening, food, even tattoos! Cool right? Even the songs there are awesome. I felt like I was in Abercombie & Fitch or something.
There's this one section where they sell weird, old magazines. Rolling Stones, Inked, Seventeen. I bought this one issue of Seventeen magazine from June 2009. I thought it was weird and sorta old looking cause the homo Jonas Brothers are long gone now that gay Justin Boobie's here. It was the American Seventeen magazine not the Malaysian one. I was like 'Fffff, what else does this guy sell?'
So I guess that's all. Ta, creatures.
Lotsa lotsa ghey laff,
Nisha.
4:09 PM
Sunday, October 17, 2010
New Obsession.
I was listening to the radio the other day, and I heard this song called 'cheatercheaterbestfriendeater'. I though it was a cute song about some girl who cheated on a guy with his best friend. I looked up the song on Youtube and found the music video. After about 15 times of repeating the same song, I got obsessed with it.
I later decided to check out more of NeverSHOUTNever!'s songs, and I instantly fell in love with his songs. And him.
His songs are so unique. I just love it. He looks like one of my friends except for the hair. That's the awesome part. No, really. I'm not kidding. I mean, to my eyes, they look alike. I dunno about other people, though.
Aside from everything, I'm in love with you Christofer Drew Ingle. Completely and utterly in love with you.
2:19 PM
Friday, October 15, 2010
Holla
It's been a while since I update this blog. Well that's what happens when I lose all my inspiration to blog. A certain someone closed his blog or maybe he deleted his blog. I don't know what happened to you, if you're reading this. It's really weird. You just vanished. I really don't know what happened to you. I miss you and your bullshit though. It keeps me going and keeps my mood up. So you can guess I'm not really in a good mood nowadays. Haih, oh well.
Well a lot has happened these past couple of days. Most of them being about egoism and annoyance. My annoyance. I get annoyed really easily, like really easily. So I don't really tolerate people who annoy me. I can't state what annoys me, because it can be something so random. Like, I dunno, bananas.
I have a potty mouth and some people can't seem to deal. I do nothing to care, I don't see the point of changing because someone whose an outsider tells me to. Who do they think they are? God? You don't deserve to be playing god. I admit, I'm still pretty pissed. My anger don't just wear off like that. Oh it's not that easy. So you've just been touched by an angel because I just let you go.
I know you're older than me and all that. But who the hell cares if you don't respect me. Respect is earn. You respect me, I respect you. It's not this hierarchy everybody has to follow. Respect should be equal. Nobody should respect people in a certain quantity. You told me to respect you and all the other 'seniors', but let me ask YOU, now. Do you respect the teachers at school? They're WAY older than you. And hell yes do they have seniority over you. You asked me to respect you because you have some sort of 'seniority' over me. It's called the pot calling the kettle black. Next time you point a finger, I might have to bend it back or break it off. Next time you point a finger, I'll point you to the mirror.
I know I have many haters. But I am not even a little bit baffled by the fact that I do. In fact, I'm glad. Because those haters are the examples of the type of person I NEVER want to be. They're like models, but walking flaws. We're all flaws so don't act all high and mighty saying you're a senior and I should respect you more. I respect you just the right amount, that's good enough.
So fuck you and your lame invisible hierarchy.
I don't give a shit.
Oh don't even ask me if I respect you now, asshole.
3:03 PM
Tuesday, October 12, 2010
Tuesday, a day of extreme boredom.
Yesterday, I thought I was supposed to have fun and enjoy today. Disappointingly enough, I am NOT having any fun at all.
I have nothing to do, and I'm actually looking forward to school tomorrow. I mean, last night, I was dancing around the house singing 'School's Out' by Alice Copper. Right now, I just feel empty and well.. bored.
I don't even know what to write about, so I guess I'll just rant about random stuff as I go.
To Sanders, no I'm not writing this post on Word. Though on Word, I feel more comfortable. I mean, here, on the blogspot draft thingy, I feel pressured.
I feel like, the clock is ticking like crazy and it's like I'm being chased by my internet connection which will disconnect anytime now. But that's just me being paranoid, so never mind.
I have so many paranoias. I always feel like ants and mosquitoes are crawling all over my body. Hence, making my body feel itchy all the time. I swear, when it's time for me to go to bed, I'll spray my room with mosquito repellent at least 6 times. My mom usually screams at me when I do that. She said I'll get a disease if I keep doing that. But ughh, those mosquitoes should just vanish from the fucking face of the Earth.
I think this post is getting nowhere and I refuse to let my blog become a crap sack, so it ends here. Alas, monsters.
Lots of gay love,
Nisha.
P/s: I made a Youtube channel for all my covers. But right now it only has one video in it. I have yet to upload my old videos onto it due to extreme laziness. Oh people deal. And I do nothing to care. But I'll upload them, though. Cause a Youtube channel with only one video is just sad and pathetic. Okay, bye.
Oh yeah, www.youtube.com/TheNishaxNisha
Go subscribe you jolly schmucks.
11:47 AM
Monday, October 11, 2010
Mah PMR diary thingamajig.
Well since PMR is gonna start to murder me very soon, I decided I wanted to do like a PMR diary sort of thing. Yeah, I know it sounds stupid, but it’s just what I do. I’m very unusual, I’m aware of that. Oh well. People learn to deal, no?
So this thing is gonna be like, I update it each PMR day. So yeah, I think you guys get my point. I’m actually gonna write this thing on Microsoft Office Word first. Cause my house currently, right now, has no internet connection whatsoever, so yeah. My dad’s paranoid, I know. Pfsh. Oh well, he knows what’s best for meh. I think :D
5/10/2010
First day of PMR, it was BM paper 1 and 2, and also Pendidikan Islam. I don’t worry too much about BM, cause language, Maths and Science are my strengths, but uhh Pendidikan Islam? I didn’t expect too much out of it.
But I sorta nailed it. I think. I dunno. It’s just one of those times when I nail something I usually don’t? Thank god, Alhamdullilah. Well I sorta shitted myself before I entered the exam hall, but it was all good. Thank god J
6/10/2010
Second day of PMR, I’m sure today was the easiest papers I answered. It was English paper 1 and 2, and also Geography. Wow, I never thought I would be good at Geography, I mean, it was cake. I don’t mean to be tooting my own horn, but pfsh. Seriously, my trials were harder. This was nothing compared to the last Geography paper I answered. Now that, was hell.
I took about 20 minutes answering the first English paper. The examiners weren’t really sure looking at me. Yeah, I sleep a lot during my exam times, but that’s not a reason to give me the stank eye. ==’
I LOVED English paper 2. I loved writing my essay. Yeah, it was longer than most people would write, but still. I totally enjoyed writing it. The summary writing was interesting cause the girl in the question was named ‘Nisha’, how totally awesome is that? LOLLERIES!
Well I think I already talked about the Geography paper. After 2 cans of Livita, I answered the paper with no problems what so ever. Alhamdullilah :D
7/10/2010
The third day of PMR, I’m getting totally excited about karaoke-ing with the girls/guys after the last paper on Monday. Oh my god. Oh yeah, we’re gonna celebrate Lokman/Gonggok/Nor Superman/Buku Teks’s b’day on Wednesday too. WOOOOOTS!
Oh yeah, the papers. It was Science paper 1 and 2, and also History today. Science was quite easy. I don’t get why people keep saying it was hard. I swear, my trial paper was harder. Since, most of the questions, I’ve answered before. I guess that’s why my tutor told me to do a lot of exercises. Thank god for that.
Okay, History was the hardest paper in the history of hard papers. Guess that’s why they call it History. Bad joke there, sorry.
But oh my god, I literally peed myself when I opened the paper. I was like ‘oh shit oh shit oh shit.’.Didn’t see that coming. Well crap. I think I should’ve prayed instead of cuss at that time. Oh I’m kidding. Of course I prayed. Like oh my god. I swear, when the exam ended, my friends’ faces were like ‘:O’. We seriously didn’t expect that. We’ll just have to wait and see the results then. Nao ayam sked L
8/10/2010
The next paper isn’t till Monday, so we’ll have to wait. I just want this thing over with. I cannot wait! Oh yeah, it’s gonna be Math 1 and 2 and Life Skills on Monday. I’m not really worried about Math. Life Skills? Um yeah.
Oh god please be by my side. Amin J
So I’m gonna be at Juju’s today. To have like a little study group thing (Yeah, right.). Gotta teach Juju and Doney Math. I’mma be a teacher today. Yayyyyy xD
9/10/2010
It’s not Monday yet, obviously. But I’m just like, really bored right now. I have no idea what to do. Okay, I know I’m supposed to be studying, but I read the whole Life Skills book like, 3 times now. And I’ve done all of my Maths exercise books. I think I’mma go edit some pictures or something. Oh, I could go write a song :D
10/10/2010
It’s Sunday, a really boring one at that. I just edited some pictures, listened to all the songs on my iPod, and I’m still bored. Oh my uncle came over and told me he already ordered the Paramore Concert Tickets. And hell yes, we got rock zone. I found out we’re going to KL by plane. So we’re just gonna go anywhere by SUBWAY.That’ll be awesome. Don’t mind me, I’m just a little amazed by the whole system.
So tomorrow’s my last papers and I can’t freaking wait. I hope it won’t be like 3 years ago when I did my UPSR/PSLE. I totally emo-ed myself until I got the results. I cried EVERYDAY, no shit. I dunno, I was just scared I guess. But I’m a lil bit more stable this year, so I guess I’ll be fine.
I found out I’m more passionate about my photography now. I have no idea why. But I just do. Oh yeah, I’mma get a new DSLR after PMR. Woodeedoo.
Okay bye.
11/10/2010
I woke up this morning feeling giddy as hell. I just can’t wait to get this shit over with. Maths was easy. Both papers. KH was 50-50, but I’m sure I did fine. Seriously, when I got home, I practically jumped for joy when I saw the modem sitting there blinking it’s green light oh so beautifully *tears of joy.
And so, I’m right here, typing this blog post. Oh yeah, maybe if I get over my lazy-assness, I’ll upload some pictures onto this post. Since the freedom pictures are hilarious, maybe I will.