Today was.. one hell of a day. Of course, when I got home I had to exercise like crazy. Let’s start shall we? J

So I went to school this morning like usual. It’s weird though. Cause it’s the same every freakin’ morning. I get to school, and like always, when I get off the car, the traffic light thingy goes from green ‘OK GO!’ and immediately to red ‘FUCK YOU, STOP!’. Okay, great. Well maybe the traffic light hates me. Fine, biznatch, fine.

Well, anyways, I had to go through an annoying spot check this morning, cause I came sort of later than usual. Lemme tell you, it is annoying as fuck. If you’re lucky, you’ll get the lazy ass prefects who just sit there and wait for you to take out your pencil case and check if you keep any illegal shit inside of it. If you’re unlucky (which you usually will be in my school), you’ll get the seriously annoying but hard working prefects. They’ll take your freaking backpack, open all of the zippers, and check like, everything. No shit, they even found one of my secret pouches one time. You don’t mess with the prefects in my school. They’re like friggin’ Dementors. They’ll eat you alive.

So after I went through airport security, I walk to my block and find Juju, my best bitch, staring at herself on a hand held mirror. Then, more and more kids come gradually. Usually, the form three-ers are the latest to get to class cause we have to wait for this lazy ass lab assistant who always unlocks the gate to the stairs for us. Trust me, if he, one day, comes early, pigs will start to fly and Paris Hilton will start realizing that she has a brain.

So finally, the fat-ass baldy came (that’s what we call the lab assistant). Unlocked the gate, and so, like a stampede, we attacked those stairs like there’s no tomorrow. I have this habit where when I arrive at the front door of my class, I’ll burst into one of those weird musical songs. This morning, I came into class singing ‘Good Morning, Baltimore’, dancing very gheyly in front of my classmates. Oh it’s a normal thing for them. Trust me ;)

Bla, bla, bla, it’s time to go home. Me, Juju, Doney , Luqman, Naqib, and Pumpkin went to McDonald’s after school today. Yes, I know what pops into your mind right now. “Ohhhhh, that’s why Nisha said she had to work out like crazy when she got back from school. Ohhhhh, that’s why Nisha is a fat ass.”. I’m a psychic, no? :D

Juju and Doney got annoying before we all went to McDonald’s. They’ll like, give each other the silent treatment. It is so bloody annoying. And no, they don’t do it once or twice. They’ll do it like, 10 or more times in one day, EVERDAY. So, being the annoying ass that he is, Doney decided to wait for Naqib and Pumpkin and leaving Juju, Luqman and me to go McDonald’s by bus first. Oh well.

We arrived, ordered, and after a couple of minutes, the three little piggies finally came. Doney, Naqib and Pumpkin, I mean. Muehehes. So we talked, talked, laughed and laughed like hell, and I suddenly came up with an idea. I asked Luqman if he’s up for a little chugging competition. I drink fast, bitch.

We did ‘THE SLAP BET’! If you win, you get to slap the loser as hard as you can. I mean, as hard as you possibly can. Well, I won. Woodeedoo. And I slapped him. Oh my god, it felt greatttttttt!

After chugging, we all went back to school, I called my mom and asked her to fetch me. Juju came along with me to my house. She went home at 6. I worked out, took an awesome shower, played guitar, studied and finally, here I am, writing this post.

Okay, I think that’s all. So ta, creatures. Till next time. Lovessss.

Lots of gay love,

Nisha.